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Amazing...but could be true!
#1
TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS
CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:



(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you
enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to
Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.



AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:


(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape


Cajun Hugssssssssssssss,
MJC
Lumbar Laminectomy L5 - S1, Lumbar Disectomy L 4 -5, Cervical Microdisectomy C-4 -5, Cervical Anterior Fusion C 4 -5, Cervical Anterior Fusion C 5 - 6, Lumbar Disectomy, Laminectomy and Foraminotmy L 3 - 4, Cryo Surgery Lumbar. --Ongoing Problems.. Permanently Totally Disabled.
 
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#2
ROFLMAO.........thats funny
........I love cats, I just cant eat a whole one by myself......







 
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#3
Jayne,
Yepperssssss it sure is. I was hoping it would get a laugh or 2. Love ya!

Cajun Hugsssssssssssss,
MJC
Lumbar Laminectomy L5 - S1, Lumbar Disectomy L 4 -5, Cervical Microdisectomy C-4 -5, Cervical Anterior Fusion C 4 -5, Cervical Anterior Fusion C 5 - 6, Lumbar Disectomy, Laminectomy and Foraminotmy L 3 - 4, Cryo Surgery Lumbar. --Ongoing Problems.. Permanently Totally Disabled.
 
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#4
That was good, but what does it mean if the pills my employer gives me have a W on them instead? Smile
 
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#5
Great Stuff MJC!! And Manely, if it's a W, Turn it around!!!Tongue
 
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#6
good ones thanks Smile
 
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#7
I especially like the part about Hooters
 
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#8
Maybe I should just stand on my head when I take them!!!
 
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#9
LOL! That was very cute MJC. Thanks for the chuckle. Tongue
Let Go, and Let God......
 
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#10
MJC, that was a good one...Big Grin
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