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blondeback mountain
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, despite having had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately for the blonde, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. Her head is battered against the ground, mere moments away from unconsciousness when...

Stan the Walmart manager runs out to shut the horse off.
Each day is not a rite,it's a given.

you are in so much trouble bubba you better be glad I am a redhead
........I love cats, I just cant eat a whole one by myself......

Hey Hurt.
You promised me you wouldnt tell the story about my wife.

Ha Ha. lol. good one
he,he,he sorry,not really lol.oh jayne you know you love me.
Each day is not a rite,it's a given.


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