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funny signs
#1
"Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one."
- Oliver Wendell Holmes









Funny Signs...

IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain Basement Upstairs

IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.

IN ANOTHER OFFICE: After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

ON A CHURCH DOOR: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)

OUTSIDE A SECOND HAND SHOP: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.

NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.

IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW: Closed due to illness.

SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants Please Stay In Your Car!

SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.

MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.

ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR: We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICE BLOCK: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

SPOTTED ON A SIGN IN SCOTLAND: Eat here and you'll never live to regret it.
Each day is not a rite,it's a given.


 
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#2
cute hurt ,you must be bored
........I love cats, I just cant eat a whole one by myself......







 
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#3
hurt that was cute... love Red
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.
 
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#4
those are great and make me laugh. thanks!
 
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#5
Great post hurt I do like the CHURCH DOOR. Sounds so common in our area. LOL.
 
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#6
the second hand shop was my favorite(bring the wife along and get a wonderfull deal)lol.
Each day is not a rite,it's a given.


 
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#7
Thanks Hurt!! Those were Very Funny and Entertaining!!Tongue
 
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#8
hurt at work Wrote:the second hand shop was my favorite(bring the wife along and get a wonderfull deal)lol.




Well you see it's like this, I love my wife with all my heart and would not trade her for nothing in the world.


P.S. She's standing behind me.
 
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