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makes sense
#1
Great Texas Rancheranalogy.
>
> While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose
> hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
> conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around
> to Obama and his bid to be our President.
>
> The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'. Not
> being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post
> turtle' was. The
> old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you
> come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post
> turtle'.'
>
> The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he
> continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he
> doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up
> there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there.'
>
........I love cats, I just cant eat a whole one by myself......







 
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#2
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jayne Wrote:Great Texas Rancheranalogy.
>
> While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose
> hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
> conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around
> to Obama and his bid to be our President.
>
> The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'. Not
> being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post
> turtle' was. The
> old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you
> come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post
> turtle'.'
>
> The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he
> continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he
> doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up
> there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there.'
>

Funny! But Jayne! Who DID put Obama up there on that post? The Rothchilds, maybe? Oh, I didn't say that!! And if I did, I shore don't wanna call em dumbasses!!! I, I, I wanna live a bit longer!!!!
 
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#3
jayne..where do you find this stuff.... you must really search to find these sayings. wink you are not sure about Obama uh... understand Red
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.
 
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#4
sithie sent em to me......
........I love cats, I just cant eat a whole one by myself......







 
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#5
I'm not sure about Obama, but wanted to share something.

Obama's grandparents are from the town where I lived and grew up, (I live in the country now).

The house I lived in for 19 years was next door to his grandparent's home. I never meet them as they moved before I lived in this home.

Obama lived in my town for a time in his childhood years and earlier this years he spoke at the college where I worked, afterwards he walked our downtown whille meeting the people of our small town. Before he left he and members of his party ate at a little cafe downtown.

I was unable to attend when he spoke as it was snowing and it would have been dangerous for me to be outside.
 
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#6
What can I say!!!!!!!!! " I am from Illinois "
 
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#7
I am not happy with anyone who wants to willy nilly just bring the troops home without winning this war....we tucked tail and run with vietnam and it would be a slap in the face of all the young men and women who have gave their all to just run.....Not to mention putting the remaining troops in danger......Obama is a good speaker.....but he hasnt been around long enough to prove to me he can run our country....His record of voting present instead of taking a stand worries me.....I am going to keep an open mind cuz I am not happy about MCcain either but if he gets huckabee as his running mate I will vote R again
........I love cats, I just cant eat a whole one by myself......







 
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#8
Jayne, think about it Mike Huckabee is not the person he acks like in public, he has always been full of hot air.
May God send his angels to hold you in his arms
 
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#9
most polititions are you just have to study real hard and take the lesser of the 2 evils
........I love cats, I just cant eat a whole one by myself......







 
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#10
I hate to say it but when I get to the voting booth if it says
A) Obama
B) McCain

OR
C) None of the above

I will more than likely press C
GOD BLESS OUR COUNTRY AND OUR PRESIDENT!
 
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