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When Gramma Goes To Court

HAHAHAHA This is the first time I saw this one. Got to love small towns. TongueTongue
Let Go, and Let God......
I got nada when I opened it
The good news is,"You can get used to anything."
The bad news is,"You can get used to anything."
Oh Well! When I previewed it, everything worked just fine. Sorry!
Let Go, and Let God......
All right CC. Now I am curious, can you tell me how you found it??
8-05, Micro laminectomy/disectomy. 10-05 lumbar fusion L5-S1. 2-07 exploritory surgery. 12-07 medical implant, Spinal Cord Stimulator. now receiving SSDI. After going back to school, I received my degree as a mechanical engineer. What can I say, it was the only way I had to beat the system. 
The good news is,"You can get used to anything."
The bad news is,"You can get used to anything."
ROFLMAO CoolBig GrinTongueSmileWink
We need more straight shooters like Grandma !!
Nothing changes when nothing changes
Tongue Never underestimate the older generation!!!!!! ROTFL Thanks for the funny CC.
That was great Big Grin

Saturday, March 15, 2008
When Gramma Goes to Court

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.

He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?'

She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'
Thanks for the help guys. Sometimes I just don't know why my posts disappear. Tongue
Let Go, and Let God......
Chris It looked like it went to yahoo ... So next time try to copy and paste it ... Right click on item see the copy and paste button ... now for the hard part ... you need to turn it a darker color before you click the copy button..... After you put your mouse in the darker area you then right click to highlight it .. Make sure that you are in the darker area When you try to right click or it wont take .... then you can now paste (copy ) it to another area .. It takes some pratice to get it ... Keep trying !!!

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