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does this sound about right?
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Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, 'Surely i can;t be that old.'

Well, you'll lobve this one.

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH

AND I WAS SITTING IN THE

WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST

APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA,

WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.



SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL,

HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY

WITH THE SAME NAME

HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS

SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.



COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY

THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON,

WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY

DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.



THIS BALDING, GREY-HAIRED MAN

WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE

WAS WAY TOO OLD

TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.



AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH,

I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED

MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .



"YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,"

HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.



"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED , "IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?"



"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!", I EXCLAIMED.



HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD,

WRINKLED, FAT ASS, GREY-HAIRED,

DECREPIT SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED:



"WHAT DID YOU TEACH "
........I love cats, I just cant eat a whole one by myself......







 
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#2
Love it

Thanks for the laugh Jayne
Take Care and Be Well
Tom
 
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#3
jayne...the years to fly by and yes I would say that I am guilty of not realizing how old I am when I see other people who are my age. As Del said yesterday, we are getting older, and wiser, while our kids are just getting older.... lol Red
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.
 
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#4
ROFLMAO just like a man
nurse83

"After all, tomorrow is another day." Wishing you a better tomorrow!
 
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#5
Poor ole Alice Smith...she must have lived a really HARD life!Big Grin
 
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#6
Wink, I love your new advatar...what are you brushing...I do not see any you know what in there.... looks kinda like they are all gone.... Red
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.
 
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#7
Red, you have better eyes than me, I can't tell if that is a brush or what. Wink please tell me what your new avatar is.
 
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red1030 Wrote:Wink, I love your new advatar...what are you brushing...I do not see any you know what in there.... looks kinda like they are all gone.... Red

Oh, Red...that's a short video of me playin' the bayou-brush way back when I wuz a band member of CCR (Creedence Clearwater Revival)!Big Grin
 
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#9
CCR are the best
GOD BLESS OUR COUNTRY AND OUR PRESIDENT!
 
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backache Wrote:CCR are the best

Yeah, backache, my daughter bought me the the C.C.R. 3 CD set of their greatest hits for my birthday. Ah, those yesteryears...I wish I could go back in time and really appreciate the era over again with what I know now. Sigh...
 
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