[CRABBY]

Name for Bill & Hillary's House

The Jayne Carroll Show is a political talk radio program that airs daily in
the Portland, Oregon, metropolitan area. Carroll asked her audience to come
up with an official name for the Clinton $1.7 million house in Chappaqua ,
New York .

Carroll's call-in contest required the names to be in relative good
taste, to be original, and to capture the essence of one or both of the
Clintons.

The response was overwhelming! Some names nominated for the Clinton's new
home included:

Perjurers' Palace
HillBilly Villa
House of Bill's Repute
Drawers Downs
Cheatem Estates
Sin Simeon
The Knee Pad
The White Trash House
The Blight House
The Panderosa
Liars' Lair
Bill & Hill's Bribe & Breakfast
Clinton Compost
Dogpatch on the Hudson
Hen House
The Out House
The Love Shack
House of Seven Felonies


But the clear, hands-down winner was:

DISGRACELAND

[CRABBY]

Don’t you just love those people from Texas, especially those dumb cowboys?
----- A Republican cowboy from Texas goes to a social function where Hillary Clinton is trying to gather more support for her nomination. Once she discovers the cowboy is a Republican, she starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.

As she was doing that, she kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around her head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"

She stopped talking and said, "Well yes, if that's what they're called. But I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well ma'am," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

"Oh," Hillary replies as she goes back to rambling. But, a moment later she stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"

"No, ma'am," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for citizens of New York to call their Senator a horse's ass."

"That's a good thing," she responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, . . . "Hard to fool them flies though!"

[Tuffy]

Crabby, Love the Cowboys last line. Those Texas boys are the greatest. LOL