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Tequila Christmas Cake
#1
Here ya go guys, LOL...

Tequila Christmas Cake Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups of dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the tequila again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level
cup and drink.
Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of
butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again..
At this point it's best to make sure the tequila is
still OK. Try another cup... just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the
bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the lequita to check for tonsisticity..
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.
Check the tequila.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your pecan nuts. Add one
table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash
the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't
forget to heat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish
the tequila and wipe counter with the cat. CHERRY
MISTMAS!
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#2
ahhhhhhhhh monster no wonder you are so thin
........I love cats, I just cant eat a whole one by myself......







 
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#3
Now you know why I can't cook, LOL (j/k) Smile
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#4
I was starting to feel like I was drinking with you
 
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#5
Monster that was very funny.
 
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#6
My Kinda' Baking!!!Tongue
 
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#7
Monster>>>>>>>>I do truly understand now why you cook chicken boobs and want Crabby to supply a naked santa. Tequila will do that. LOL


Hugs,
CAPWink
 
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#8
My kind of baking... but don't forget

If your ever Rindercella and go to a bancy fall, don't forget to slop your dripper.

Angel ^j^
I've always been crazy, but it keeps me from going insane.
************
Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open
 
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#9
Is that spelled right ? I thought it was takillya.
Nothing changes when nothing changes
 
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#10
I love tequila! But I am not allowed to drink it straight!
 
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