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a medical funny
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Medical distinction between Guts and Balls




There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference?

























one of my Brothers on here sent this to me.....My husband thought it was funny,I however agreed agreed with the last line.....


the difference between GUTS and BALLS

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the GUTS to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the B ALLS to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

I hope this clears up any confusion.








........I love cats, I just cant eat a whole one by myself......







 
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That is good, If I were to use the second definition I would surely end up having my meds switched and mixed up by not my doings.......
 
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A baseball bat to the head would be good
........I love cats, I just cant eat a whole one by myself......







 
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