Hello There, Guest! Login Register
Index    |     Search    |     Members    |     Help

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Sick leave
#1


I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a
few days off. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might
think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,
'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.'
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,
'..And where do you think you're going?!


(You're gonna love this...)




She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.
 
Reply
#2
Laughing!
 
Reply
  


Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Wife fired for applying maternity leave!! rileyjones 1 2,123 07-31-2015, 12:33 PM
Last Post: 1171
  Sick again..!! bronco54501 9 4,243 02-10-2013, 06:40 AM
Last Post: Debradough
  Been sick 4 months lucky 11 3,727 01-31-2013, 03:48 PM
Last Post: bronco54501
  Sick the first day of camping bodybuilder1958 2 1,838 09-02-2012, 07:24 PM
Last Post: Bummer Knees
  Leave in the AM to get the new RV bodybuilder1958 2 1,509 03-01-2012, 11:17 PM
Last Post: jayne
  My poor sick kitty bodybuilder1958 1 1,959 03-16-2011, 10:30 AM
Last Post: jayne
  Kyzer is sick jayne 13 5,577 10-22-2009, 07:01 PM
Last Post: RNvic
  Been Sick freebird 10 5,287 10-07-2009, 03:13 PM
Last Post: Tuffy
  But You Don't Look Sick....... chrischris 9 4,273 06-11-2009, 01:38 PM
Last Post: Still in Limbo
  sick Hurt Hoosier 7 3,470 11-08-2008, 09:36 AM
Last Post: capricorn

Forum Jump:


Browsing: 1 Guest(s)