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fishing in Wisconsin
Dale and Dean were fishing in Wisconsin when Dean pulled out a cigarette. Finding he had no matches, he asked Dale for a light.

'Yeah, sh-u-r-e, I think I have a lighter,' he replied, and then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter - 10 inches long.

'Jiminy Cricket!' exclaimed Dean, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. 'Where did you get that monster??'
'Well,' replied Dale, 'I got it from my Genie.'
'You have a Genie?' Dean asked.
'Yeah, sh-u-r-e. It's right here in my tackle box,' says Dale.
'Could I see him?'
Dale opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie.
Addressing the genie, Dean says, 'Hey there I'm the brother of your master. Will you grant me one wish?'
'Yes, I will,' says the Genie.
So Dean asks the Genie for a million bucks.

The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Dean sitting there waiting for his million bucks.
Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks....flying directly overhead.

Over the roar of the million ducks Dean yells at Dale,
'What the heck I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!'
Dale answers, 'Yeah, I forgot to tell you that the Genie is hard of hearing.
Do you really think I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"
That is sad bronco. After all, who ever heard of a genie that is hard of hearing???
LOL. Thanks for the laugh
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Good one Bronco....Tongue

Hey, just think, if he asked for a Million Ducks though...ROTFLMAO... OMG...
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yeah that was a really good one bronco thanks for the laugh
Bad Boy Bad Boy Wrote:Good one Bronco....Tongue

Hey, just think, if he asked for a Million Ducks though...ROTFLMAO... OMG...

or imagine if he'd of asked for a 10 inch bic BBBB!!!Cool

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