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Sick leave - bodybuilder1958 - 11-29-2011

I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a
few days off. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might
think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,
'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.'
Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,
'..And where do you think you're going?!

(You're gonna love this...)

She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.

RE: Sick leave - Bummer Knees - 11-29-2011