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In Honor Of Our Kids and GrandKids Going Back To School.

Enjoy! [Image: Time_For_School.gif]


TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this kid)

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie...... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

Let Go, and Let God......

CC. thank you for the laugh. I really enjoyed it.

8-05, Micro laminectomy/disectomy. 10-05 lumbar fusion L5-S1. 2-07 exploritory surgery. 12-07 medical implant, Spinal Cord Stimulator. now receiving SSDI. After going back to school, I received my degree as a mechanical engineer. What can I say, it was the only way I had to beat the system. 

Thanks Chris, those were Great!!Smile


Getting ready for school this week.

My 18 yr old starts college today.

My 10 yr old starts 5th grade Wed.

And my 16 yr old starts her Sophomore year Thursday.

Those were good. Kids don't start back here til next week.

my kids have been back a whole week Smile those were cute, thanks

Schools in my city started on Aug.7th......the earliest in the entire state. They say it is because of time lost during the 2 hurricanes, Gustav and Ike last year cause both of them hit us. By starting early this allows them more days available to make up time lost in case we get hurricanes this year. This way they can still get out of school in May.

The little jokes were very cute and made me laugh. There are a couple in there that could be my favorites. Lord, so glad I have been done with school since the year 2000. Thank the good lord. Love y'all!

Cajun Hugsssssssss,

Lumbar Laminectomy L5 - S1, Lumbar Disectomy L 4 -5, Cervical Microdisectomy C-4 -5, Cervical Anterior Fusion C 4 -5, Cervical Anterior Fusion C 5 - 6, Lumbar Disectomy, Laminectomy and Foraminotmy L 3 - 4, Cryo Surgery Lumbar. --Ongoing Problems.. Permanently Totally Disabled.

My oldest grandson (4) starts pre-school here tomorrow, he will be there from 8:30am till 12:00 pm. This is a new thing for my daughter and her family. We are all wondering how he'll handle it. I keep them when the parents work, and also wonder how well he'll do without his sister's. I remember when my daughter was still in school, I think I worried more about her when she got into high school,lol.
Good luck to all the students for a good school year.

Vickie this age transitions very well into the classroom.

The first 2 weeks will be an adjustment for him but he will be okay.

I hope so, his mom was told that on the first day, a parent can stay and observe what goes on, as well as how thier child reacts. We're a bit concerned because when it is time to pick him up from the school, they'll be playing on the playground. He throws a fit now when we want to leave the park, or playground.

On the days that I'll be picking him up, I will have the three younger children with me. She figures that if he's has a fit, that one of the teachers or helpers will help get him to my van,lol. I'm going to put the youngest into a small stroller, and the girls walk beside me real well, so I think it should work out ok.I hope,lol.

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