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I have to show my wife this one. LOL
01-11-2010, 10:19 PM
Post: #1
I have to show my wife this one. LOL
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.

Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed.

Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.'

*******************************
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN..
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw the card.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

*******************************
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth!!!

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2... Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow
easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. R e-insert card the right way.
10 Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page..
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required..
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16... Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17.. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH, AND TO THE LADIES who can handle it... They all need a laugh, too!

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01-11-2010, 10:25 PM
Post: #2
RE: I have to show my wife this one. LOL
LOL AQA, You are bad!!!!!!

It's almost as bad when you drive thru a pharmacy too! My trick now is I take my dog with me. I roll down his window so he can look cute for the drive-up teller, and be a distraction while I am getting my act together. Tongue

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01-11-2010, 10:41 PM
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RE: I have to show my wife this one. LOL
Cute AQA!

I like that Chris, have to remember it.
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01-11-2010, 10:53 PM
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RE: I have to show my wife this one. LOL
Gee sound like someone was watching .

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01-12-2010, 07:44 AM
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Shy RE: I have to show my wife this one. LOL
I like it thanks for sharing.
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01-12-2010, 09:25 AM
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RE: I have to show my wife this one. LOL
You forgot the part about writing your grocery list in between each step!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL

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01-12-2010, 10:26 AM
Post: #7
RE: I have to show my wife this one. LOL
Oh my, I don't dare show my wife, as this is just so her. I tell her about this when I have taken her to an ATM drive up before. I now drive in backwards, so the passenger window (her side) is on the side with the machine, and I let her loose at it. I laugh everytime too, because I get my fanny chewed out for going in the wrong way. But, they seem to relax when they see I have my wife in the car for some reason....Tongue

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01-12-2010, 02:41 PM
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RE: I have to show my wife this one. LOL
Great One AQA!!Tongue

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01-12-2010, 08:16 PM
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RE: I have to show my wife this one. LOL
As always... Thanks for the laugh...........
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