Happy Deer Season

[Tuffy]

A man took his wife deer hunting, for the first time. After he explained the basics to her, He told her the most important piece of information.


Whenever you shoot something, make sure to claim it right away or the first person who gets to your kill can claim it as their own, so be quick if we want to have deer meat in the refrigerator.

So he departed to his deer stand, and she went to hers to wait for some deer. Moments later, he heard his wife's gun go off.

The husband decided to make sure she went to claim her kill instead of giving it away to someone else.

When he got to his wife, she was arguing with another man. The man was shouting, waving his hands in the air.

"Okay ! Fine, lady this is YOUR DEER, but do you mind if I take my saddle off YOUR DEER before you drag it away?"

[Bummer Knees]

Laughing!

Gotta show this to the cowgirl in my family!

[bodybuilder1958]

Question:
When you hit a deer with your car why does it cost more than a buck to fix it?

[bronco54501]

Good 1 Tuffy,, Now a true story, a women shot a horse in our area a few years back, claimed she didnt realize it was a horse.. But the kicker of it is she shot accross a field and was behind brush and didnt see the rider.. She got a hefty fine and had to pay the owner for the horse.........