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The Candy WIith The Little Hole In It
09-25-2009, 03:50 PM
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The Candy WIith The Little Hole In It
The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red.....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ...............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my Goodness!!!...They're ass-holes!'

The teacher had to leave the room!

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09-25-2009, 03:52 PM
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RE: The Candy WIith The Little Hole In It
That was good
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09-25-2009, 03:55 PM
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oh my goodness I could see it happening that is cute

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09-25-2009, 04:54 PM
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very cute!
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09-26-2009, 10:09 AM
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LOL.....Tooooooooooooo funny.........thanks for the laugh!

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09-26-2009, 10:55 AM
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ROFLOL...that was so funny....I could see this happening also. Red

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09-26-2009, 02:53 PM
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Thanks Cervical, I Liked that One!!Smile

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