Do you want to be a mermaid or a whale???

[monster]

Long
> live the WHALES!!!! I thought this was awsome.....
>
> --- > Subject: Fwd: DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE?
> >
> Recently,
> in a large French city, a
> poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym. It said:>
>
> THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A
> MERMAID OR A WHALE?
>
> A middle aged woman, whose physical
> characteristics did
> not match
>
> those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to the
> question posed by the gym.
>
> To Whom It May Concern:
> Whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, sea
> lions, curious humans). They have an active sex life, they get pregnant
> and have adorable baby whales. They have a wonderful time with
> dolphins stuffing themselves with shrimp. They play and swim in the seas,
> seeing wonderful places like Patagonia, the Bering Sea and the coral reefs
> of Polynesia. Whales are wonderful singers and have even recorded CDs.
> They are incredible creatures and virtually have no predators other
> than humans. They are loved, protected and admired by almost everyone in
> the world.
>
>
>
> Mermaids don't exist. If they did exist, they would be
> lining up outside the offices of Argentinean psycho -analysts due to
> identity crisis. Fish or human? They don't have a sex life
> because they kill men who get close to them not to mention how could they have
> sex? Therefore they do not have kids either. Not to mention who wants to
> get close to a girl who smells like a fish store? The choice is perfectly
> clear to me; I want to be a whale.
>
>
>
> P.S. We are in an age when media puts into our heads the
> idea that only skinny people are beautiful, but I prefer to enjoy an ice
> cream, a good dinner with a man who makes me shiver and a coffee with my
> friends. With time we gain weight because we accumulate so much
> information and wisdom> in our heads that when there is no more room it distributes
> out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are
> enormously cultured, educated and happy. Beginning today, when I look at my butt
> in the mirror I will think, Good gosh, look how smart I
> am.
>

[Still in Limbo]

That was a Great Reply Monster!! Me Personally, I think I am a Mushroom, because People keep Me in the Dark and Feed Me Sh*t

[jayne]

I wanna be a whale................

[RNvic]

I agree with you Still, but I want to be a whale.

[Manley2]

I think I'm in the mushroom boat too but looking at my behind I must be a very smart person!!

[monster]

Still in Limbo Wrote:That was a Great Reply Monster!! Me Personally, I think I am a Mushroom, because People keep Me in the Dark and Feed Me Sh*t

ROTFLMAO...well I hope this isn't the case, but it sure got a laugh out of me so early in the morning (for me anyway, LOL)

[vickinat]

Monster, I loved it, it was great. I think that I will print it for my daughter. I also want to be a whale.

Limbo, I have to remember your reply, that was great also.

Thanks to you both.
Vickie

[backache]

I want to be a whale. After all God made me all cushie so when I hold the grandkids they are comfy.