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07-27-2009, 09:22 PM
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The Little Old Fart
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, 'I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent.'
The doctor says, 'I see... take these pills and come back to see me next week.' The next week the lady goes back. 'Doctor' she says, 'I don't know what the hell you gave me but now my farts - although still silent - stink terribly.' The doctor says, 'Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses let's work on your hearing...' |
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07-27-2009, 10:07 PM
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RE: The Little Old Fart
Your really really bad, and may end up in the woodshed with Jayne, Then you will really be in trouble. LOL
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain. |
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07-27-2009, 10:11 PM
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RE: The Little Old Fart
ROFLMAO...........
;)Workmans comp is not a road you want to travel alone.You need a good lawyer,a great family and good friends to lean on.If you make it thru without losing everything you have worked for all your life,you have come out ahead of the game..... 
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07-27-2009, 11:10 PM
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RE: The Little Old Fart
ROFLMAO...that's a great one!!!
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07-28-2009, 02:13 PM
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RE: The Little Old Fart
Bronco,
OMG.........way to funny. Thanks for sharing and that sounds like something that will happen to me when I get older.....ROFLMAO! Love ya! Cajun Hugsssssssssss, MJC Lumbar Laminectomy L5 - S1, Lumbar Disectomy L 4 -5, Cervical Microdisectomy C-4 -5, Cervical Anterior Fusion C 4 -5, Cervical Anterior Fusion C 5 - 6, Lumbar Disectomy, Laminectomy and Foraminotmy L 3 - 4, Cryo Surgery Lumbar. --Ongoing Problems.. Permanently Totally Disabled. |
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07-29-2009, 12:29 PM
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RE: The Little Old Fart
Another Great One Bronco!!!
Failed Back Surgery, Chronic Pain, Totally Disabled. Knowledge is Power, Especially in the World of w/c. Learn as Much as You can about Your States w/c Laws, and don't Fight Battles alone, They Use Attorney's, and so Should You!! |
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