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07-06-2009, 03:05 PM
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Once a golfer, always a golfer.....
A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and find a man holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the floor. The detective asks, “Sir, did you kill her with that golf club?”
“Yes, Yes, I did,” says the man, stifling a sob. “How many times did you hit her?” “I don’t know. Five…maybe six…. Put me down for a five.” |
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07-06-2009, 04:38 PM
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RE: Once a golfer, always a golfer.....
ohhhhhhhhh that was bad lol
;)Workmans comp is not a road you want to travel alone.You need a good lawyer,a great family and good friends to lean on.If you make it thru without losing everything you have worked for all your life,you have come out ahead of the game..... 
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07-06-2009, 04:41 PM
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RE: Once a golfer, always a golfer.....
Going to print this for hubby, he is the golfer in the family.
He is in a tournament almost every weekens in the summer, wins a little money and some nice prizes. |
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07-06-2009, 07:39 PM
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RE: Once a golfer, always a golfer.....
ROFLMAO....It reminds me of the guy who called 911 and told them he had shot another man. The operator asked him to make sure the guy was dead.........there was a silence, then a shot......the man came back and said OK, he's dead, what do I do now?
GOD BLESS OUR COUNTRY AND OUR PRESIDENT! |
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07-06-2009, 08:03 PM
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RE: Once a golfer, always a golfer.....
admin...you are telling jokes..this is great... smiling... that was real cute... thanks for making me smile...red
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. |
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07-07-2009, 09:26 AM
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RE: Once a golfer, always a golfer.....
Admin.,
Thank for the morning laugh. God Bless! Cajun Hugssssssssssssssss, MJC Lumbar Laminectomy L5 - S1, Lumbar Disectomy L 4 -5, Cervical Microdisectomy C-4 -5, Cervical Anterior Fusion C 4 -5, Cervical Anterior Fusion C 5 - 6, Lumbar Disectomy, Laminectomy and Foraminotmy L 3 - 4, Cryo Surgery Lumbar. --Ongoing Problems.. Permanently Totally Disabled. |
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07-07-2009, 11:17 AM
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RE: Once a golfer, always a golfer.....
Hey ADMIN. You forgot to Mention what the Par Was!!!
 Backache, that was a Good One, and I could Actually Imaging that Happening!!
Failed Back Surgery, Chronic Pain, Totally Disabled. Knowledge is Power, Especially in the World of w/c. Learn as Much as You can about Your States w/c Laws, and don't Fight Battles alone, They Use Attorney's, and so Should You!! |
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