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How is Norma
06-05-2009, 08:03 AM (This post was last modified: 06-15-2009 03:48 PM by admin.)
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How is Norma
HOW IS NORMA?


A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, 'Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?'

The operator said, 'I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number?'
The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, 'Norma Findlay Room 302.'
The operator replied, 'Let me place you on hold while I check with her Nurse
After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, 'Oh, I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine, her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday.'
The grandmother said, 'Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news.'
The operator replied, 'You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?'
The grandmother said, 'No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302.
No one tells me *****edited by admin*****.'

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06-05-2009, 01:42 PM
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Thanks Cervical, that was a Cute One!!Tongue

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06-05-2009, 02:13 PM
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Ya had me going to the end, thank for the laugh.
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06-06-2009, 09:27 PM
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That was great!! With all of the time I have spent in the hospital, I would believe someone actually doing that!!
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06-07-2009, 10:26 AM
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Cervical,

Now that is a funny one. And you know what, I believe it has truth behind it.....lol. Thanks for the funny. God Bless and take care......keep the laughter coming, please.

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