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Where Do Red Headed Babies Come From
06-04-2009, 05:40 PM
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Where Do Red Headed Babies Come From
WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES
COME FROM?

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine!!'

'Nonsense,' the doctor said. 'Even though you and your
wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have
contributed red hair to the gene pool.'

'It isn't possible,' the man insisted. 'This can't be,
our families on both sides had jet-black hair
for generations.'

'Well,' said the doctor, 'let me ask you this. How
often do you have sex??? '





The man seemed a bit ashamed. 'I've been working very hard for the past year.
We only made love once or twice
every few months.'

'Well, there you have it!' The doctor said confidently.

'It's rust.'

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06-04-2009, 06:17 PM
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RE: Where Do Red Headed Babies Come From
Now thats just nasty,..........LOL.
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06-04-2009, 07:05 PM
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RE: Where Do Red Headed Babies Come From
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Jayne and Red are Rusty!!!!!Tongue

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