A little comp humor.

[bronco54501]

Workman's Comp Joke


I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I put "Poor Planning" as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient. I am a bricklayer by trade.
On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six-story building. When I completed my work, I found I had some bricks left over which, when weighed later, were found to be slightly in excess of 500 lbs. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley, which was attached to the side of the building at the sixth floor. Securing the rope at the ground level, I went down and untied the rope, holding tightly to ensure a slow descent of the bricks.

You will note that in Block 11 of the accident report form that my weight is 135 lbs. Due to my surprise at being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rapid rate up the side of the building. In the vicinity of the 3rd floor, I met the barrel, which was now proceeding downward at an equally impressive speed.

This explains the fractured skull, minor abrasions and the broken collarbone as listed in Section 3 of the accident report form.

Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley. Fortunately by this time I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope, in spite of the excruciating pain I was now beginning to experience. At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Now devoid of the weight of the bricks, that barrel weighed approximately 50 lbs. I refer you again to my weight. As you might imagine, I then began a rapid descent, down the side of the building. In the vicinity of the 3rd floor, I met the empty barrel coming up.

This accounts for the two fractured ankles, broken tooth and severe lacerations of my legs and lower body.

Here my luck began to change slightly. The encounter with the barrel seemed to slow me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell into the pile of bricks and fortunately only three vertebrae were cracked. I am sorry to report, however, as I lay there on the pile of bricks, in pain, unable to move, I again lost my composure and presence of mind and let go of the rope and lay there watching the empty barrel begin its journey back onto me.

This explains the two broken legs.

[jayne]

ROFLMAO thats a good one

[kate]

Bronco, I've read that before but it makes me laugh everytime. You wouldn't beleive some of the descriptions the employers give when they report a claim. Had one that said "hurt back jumping over a frog" and one "reaching for a beer and felt pain in back".

[Tuffy]

Bronco, Loved it, You have made my day.........LOL

Kate, Jumping over a frog ?????????????????

[Bad Boy Bad Boy]

Very good, old but still very good....

[linagirl]

I love it!!

[buildergirl1973]

that was great! thanks for the laugh

[bronco54501]

I have seen it before too I think maybe posted here awhile back. But I just get a kick out of it, I thought it would bring some cheer..................................Bronco

[AQA]

KATE, I am with TUFFY. Whats up with the frog??????? I can understand " reaching for a beer ".

[RNvic]

enjoyed it.