Guts or balls

[bronco54501]

There is a medical
distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying some where?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death.

[Still in Limbo]

So Very True Bronco!!!!

This is a True Story, that I tried to Use Years ago, and I Actually thought it would Work, I was so Drunk!! The Town I Live Nears Name Starts with the Letter "P", (I don't want to Mention the Name, better Safe than Sorry!) I was Out with the Boys, and I Called My Wife, (Who Some of You have Met) and asked if I could Stay Out for an Hour Longer, and She Said Yes, then get Your A** Home!! I showed Up at the Door 4 Hours Later to a Wife Breathing Fire and I told Her: "Honey, don't be Angry, I left the Bar and put the Car in Neutral and Started it, then put it in "P" for P******, (The Name of the Town), and the Dam* thing Wouldn't Move!!! I Spent the Night in the Car!!! (My Uncle had Tried that Years Ago, and told Me the Story, it didn't Work for Him Either!!!)

[Tuffy]

OK fellows, You guys are going to have to take the advice from an ole timer and come up with better stories. Believe me when I say I have just about heard them all.......LOL

[jayne]

somebody would be dead

[Manley2]

No somebody would not have any balls!!!!

[MJC]

LOL @ Manley2. Too funny guys and Limbo, I have no doubt that story would not work......lol.

Cajun Hugsssssssssssss,
MJC

[Still in Limbo]

The Worst Part of that Story was, after My Uncle told Me that Story, and I was sooo Drunk, (I was Very Young), I Actually thought Ellen would Buy it!! Man was I Stupid, I Paid the Price for that One!!