A guy walks into a bar

[fencer11]

A guy walks into a bar, sees a horse at the end of the bar. He asks the bartender"whats with the horse?"
The bartender says"First person to make the horse laugh wins $500"
The guy goes over to the horse, whispers in his ear and the horse starts laughing.
The guy takes his $500 and leaves.
The next week, same guy, same bar sees the horse again. Says to the bartender "$500 to make the horse laugh again?"
Bartender says "Nope, this time it's $500 to make him cry."
The guy asks if he take the horse into the mens room for a minute.
Bartender says sure.
A minute later, the guy brings the crying horse back out and collects his $500.
Surprised, the bartender says "Hey mister, just how did you make that horse laugh last week?"
The guy says" simple, I just told him my ---- was bigger than his.
Bartender says "Well then how did you make him cry?"
The guy says "Simple, I proved it"

[jayne]

ohhhhhh my goodness

[hurt at work]

good one

[Still in Limbo]

Good One Fencer!! Did You Hear about the Two Blonde's that Walked into a Bar?? You think One of them Would Have Seen It!!!!

[hurt at work]

Ok thats was me who told,he,he,he.lol.

[bronco54501]

Thats a good 1. Wishfull thinking...........

[Bad Boy Bad Boy]

... Good ones...