JOKES AND JOKES

[Tuffy]

A nurse dies and goes to heaven. She is met at the Pearly gates by ST Peter who askes her questions about her life.
Over ST. Peters shoulder the nurse spots a man in a white coat sitting on a cloud with a stethoscope around his neck.

"Oh brother !", she cries. Is that a Doctor?.

ST. Peter glances over his shoulder and says, " No, Thats GOD, and he just thinks he's a Doctor.":P[/size][/color]

[tweety00]

thanks tuffy Hint hint im going to enjoy 4 days of peacefulness ...relax and just sit , take walks and enjoy nature again !and hubby too

away from machines (computers )

[Tuffy]

Two lawyers arrive ar the bar and ordered a couple of drinks.

They then take sandwiches from there briefcases and begin to eat.

Seeing this the angry bartender approaches them and says, excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!.

The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches.

[Tuffy]

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine windy March day.

One remarked to the other " Windy, isn't it?, No the second man replied it's Thursday.

The third man chimed in "So am I, lets have a beer.

[Sithie]

too funny Tuffy

[Deb]

Those are great Tuffy!!!

Deb