Tuesday Morning Funny

[UndercovrAngel]

Subject: Drinking with a redneck girl


A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol,and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice".


The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says,"In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either."

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one drink, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Iraqis that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

[Guest]

wheres monday's funny lol or did i miss a day somewhere... [/u]

[UndercovrAngel]

~Slapping my forehead~ DUH!! It is Monday isn't it ?? Not only have I lost my mind, I have lost a day somewhere !! Guess that is what I git for being busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin' contest.

Angel ^j^

[Guest]

LMAO.... that happens to me all the time, since im off work, i lose track of my days..... I actually thought I missed monday lol... I went out drinking on saturday and thought maybe I missed a day or 2 somewhere lol

[Deb]

See what happens Prncess we told you not to mix alcohol and meds. You should have listened. I tell ya.

Deb

[Guest]

Hey deb... It wasnt me who actually missed the day it was angel lol.....