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02-07-2009, 09:47 PM
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IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN
IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas. Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living with Margaritas. Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include: - Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration - Erotic lustfulness - Loss of motor control - Loss of clothing - Loss of money - Loss of virginity - Attraction to the same sex - Table dancing - Headache - Dehydration - Dry mouth - And a desire to sing Karaoke WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. MARGARITAS MAKE YOUR CLOTHES FALL OFF!!! |
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02-07-2009, 09:55 PM
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RE: IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN
good one....and true too!
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02-07-2009, 10:52 PM
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RE: IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN
I'll have a Margarita please , one for every day of the month. Now that is my kind of script..........
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain. |
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02-07-2009, 10:59 PM
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RE: IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN
To heck with margarita...just hand me a full bottle of tequila and it will have the same effect on me !!!!
   Angel ^j^ I've always been crazy, but it keeps me from going insane. ************ Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open |
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02-08-2009, 12:39 AM
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RE: IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN
But.......they taste so good!
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