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deal with the devil
02-03-2009, 04:11 PM
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deal with the devil
Deal With The Devil...

There were two evil brothers. They were rich and used their money to keep their ways from the public eye. They even attended the same church and looked to be perfect Christians.

Then, their pastor retired and a new one was hired.

Not only could this new pastor see right through the brothers' deception, but he also spoke well and true, and the church started to swell in numbers. A fund-raising campaign was started to build a new assembly.

All of a sudden, one of the brothers died.

The remaining brother sought out the new pastor the day before the funeral and handed him a check for the amount needed to finish paying for the new building. "I have only one condition," he said. "At his funeral, you must say my brother was a saint." The pastor gave his word and deposited the check.

The next day at the funeral, the pastor did not hold back. "He was an evil man," he said. "He cheated on his wife and abused his family." After going on in this way for a small time, he concluded with:

"But, compared to his brother, he was a saint."

Each day is not a rite,it's a given.
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02-03-2009, 05:28 PM
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RE: deal with the devil
ROFLMAO AND SO IS DAVE.......

GOD BLESS OUR COUNTRY AND OUR PRESIDENT!
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02-03-2009, 06:15 PM
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RE: deal with the devil
laughing..that was cute...love Red

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.
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