new year resolution for pets

[hurt at work]

15. I will not eat other animals' poop.

14. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.

13. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.

12. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

11. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.

10. Cats: Circulate a petition that sleeping become a juried competition in major animal shows.

9. Come to understand that cats are from Venus; dogs are from Mars.

8. Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.

7. Hamster: Don't let them figure out I'm just a rat on steroids, or they'll flush me!

6. Get a bite in on that freak who gives me that shot every year.

5. Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is *too* much.

4. Cats: Use new living room sofa as scratching post.

3. January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock!
January 2nd - December 31: Re-live victory over the sock.

2. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.

1. I will NOT chase the stick until I see it LEAVE THE IDIOT'S HAND

[monster]

#1 on my list....I will not dig out of the yard any more and make my mom and dad worry! Yeah right!!!!

Thanks for thist it gave me a nice laugh

[red1030]

what a laugh....thanks hurt...love Red

[CARaven]

I will not kill my neighbors cat, even though it has been walking the fence for months teasing me before I was big enough to do anything about it.

Hurt- Thanks for posting that. At first I thought you were posting about my dog.LOL