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12-19-2008, 06:32 AM
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Funny for the day
I hope this won't offend anyone (I think I have a few of these 'labels on my head now thanks to my psychologist, LOL)
CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY CHALLENGED... * 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? * 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are * 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas * 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me * 5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and..... * 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me * 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire * 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why * 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away? * 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - - - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells , Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Please click the link below to help provide food for homeless animals. It's free and only takes a second of your time! Thanks  http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=3 [IMG]http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l298/dominic1964/smokieonbed.jpg[/IMG] |
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12-19-2008, 09:03 AM
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RE: Funny for the day
that was cute Monster....did your snow melt yet?
;)Workmans comp is not a road you want to travel alone.You need a good lawyer,a great family and good friends to lean on.If you make it thru without losing everything you have worked for all your life,you have come out ahead of the game.....
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12-19-2008, 09:29 AM
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RE: Funny for the day
Now that made me laugh LOL, and thanks for starting my day.
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain. |
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12-19-2008, 10:22 AM
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RE: Funny for the day
That was cute.
I can sure relate to #9. All 3 of my children have attention deficit. I set a timer in the morning to remind them to stay on task when getting ready for school. My niece will go to the bathromm to get dressed. 20 minutes later I will find her in the bathroom, still in her PJ's, hair & teeth not brushed. Don't have a clue what she does with her time. |
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12-19-2008, 11:49 AM
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RE: Funny for the day
Thanks, good for a laugh.
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12-19-2008, 11:49 AM
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RE: Funny for the day
monster that was really cute...love REd
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. |
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12-19-2008, 11:59 AM
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RE: Funny for the day
good one moster but how did you get jaynes med records.he.he,he.jayne loves hurt,not.lol.
Each day is not a rite,it's a given. |
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12-19-2008, 12:56 PM
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RE: Funny for the day
Thanks for the laugh Monster.
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12-20-2008, 12:42 AM
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RE: Funny for the day
I can appreciate that! Ha!
Let Go, and Let God...... |
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