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12-04-2008, 07:30 AM
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funny signs
"Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one."
- Oliver Wendell Holmes Funny Signs... IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain Basement Upstairs IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken. IN ANOTHER OFFICE: After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board. ON A CHURCH DOOR: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance) OUTSIDE A SECOND HAND SHOP: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain. NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of. IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW: Closed due to illness. SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants Please Stay In Your Car! SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor. MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons. ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR: We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work) SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICE BLOCK: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below. SPOTTED ON A SIGN IN SCOTLAND: Eat here and you'll never live to regret it. Each day is not a rite,it's a given. |
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12-04-2008, 08:41 AM
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RE: funny signs
cute hurt ,you must be bored
;)Workmans comp is not a road you want to travel alone.You need a good lawyer,a great family and good friends to lean on.If you make it thru without losing everything you have worked for all your life,you have come out ahead of the game..... 
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12-04-2008, 10:30 AM
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RE: funny signs
hurt that was cute... love Red
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. |
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12-04-2008, 11:11 AM
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RE: funny signs
those are great and make me laugh. thanks!
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12-04-2008, 11:35 AM
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RE: funny signs
Great post hurt I do like the CHURCH DOOR. Sounds so common in our area. LOL.
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12-04-2008, 11:57 AM
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RE: funny signs
the second hand shop was my favorite(bring the wife along and get a wonderfull deal)lol.
Each day is not a rite,it's a given. |
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12-04-2008, 12:11 PM
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RE: funny signs
Thanks Hurt!! Those were Very Funny and Entertaining!!
Failed Back Surgery, Chronic Pain, Totally Disabled. Knowledge is Power, Especially in the World of w/c. Learn as Much as You can about Your States w/c Laws, and don't Fight Battles alone, They Use Attorney's, and so Should You!! |
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12-04-2008, 12:43 PM
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RE: funny signs
hurt at work Wrote:the second hand shop was my favorite(bring the wife along and get a wonderfull deal)lol. Well you see it's like this, I love my wife with all my heart and would not trade her for nothing in the world. P.S. She's standing behind me. |
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