some more jokes " Not Bashing Blondes "

[bronco54501]

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.

"Sorry,we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

"Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."

Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed "How do you know I'm a blonde?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
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Adult Video
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something she hasn't done before, so she goes out to rent her first X-rated adult video.

She goes to the video store, and after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating.

She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR.

To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain.

"I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape but static," she says.

"Sorry about that. We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?" the clerk replies.

"Head Cleaner," Mary replies.

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A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him, "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you."

The drunk replies, "Boobs."

[Still in Limbo]

Oh My Bronco!!! You are going to be in Soo Much Trouble with the Blonds on Here!!!!! But they were Very Funny, and Thanks for the Laugh!!

[buildergirl1973]

hehehe....i'm not blonde!

[red1030]

Still....it is a good thing that most of us are red heads....lol Red

[bronco54501]

Some times a get a little carried away. Dont mean to offend anyone, everyone sends me these Blonde jokes. Heres the thing, my wife is blonde, my mother and my sister is too. So I do get into trouble now and then.