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Blonde Taking a bath " last joke "
11-09-2008, 10:50 AM
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Toungue Blonde Taking a bath " last joke "
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."

The milk man asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes.
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11-09-2008, 10:59 AM
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RE: Blonde Taking a bath " last joke "
Oh Bummer, You are soo Bad!!!Rolleyes Thanks for the Jokes Today, it's Nice to Smile and Laugh Once in a While!!Wink

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11-09-2008, 11:11 AM
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RE: Blonde Taking a bath " last joke "
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm you gonna tick some blondes off....but I thought it was funny

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11-09-2008, 12:02 PM
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RE: Blonde Taking a bath " last joke "
ROTFLMA TongueBig Grin

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11-09-2008, 01:37 PM
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RE: Blonde Taking a bath " last joke "
lol, thats a good one!
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