The Lie Clock

[Bummer Knees]

The Lie Clock
>>
>> A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of
>> St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks
>> behind him.
>>
>> He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
>>
>> St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks.
>> Everyone on Earth has a
>> Lie-Clock.
>>
>> Every time you lie the hands on your clock will
>> move.'
>>
>> 'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is
>> that?'
>>
>> 'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have
>> never moved, indicating
>> that she never told a lie.'
>>
>> 'Incredible,' said the man'. And whose
>> clock is that one?'
>>
>> St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham
>> Lincoln's clock. The hands
>> have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two
>> lies in his entire
>> life.'
>>
>> 'Where's Barack Obama's clock?' asked
>> the man.
>>
>> 'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office.
>>
>> He's using it as a ceiling fan.
>>
>>

[bronco54501]

Awsome--Thats funny.

[jayne]

cute and as we are about to see.... truth