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bloned on bloned
10-03-2008, 07:01 AM
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A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over.

The police officer who walked up to the car also happened to be a blonde. She asked for the blonde's driver's license.

The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?'

Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license", then handed it to the blonde policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."

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10-03-2008, 04:25 PM
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RE: bloned on bloned
Ok..hurt..this is a funny blond joke...Is your wife blond by any chance. You are lucky that most of the women on this off topic section of the forum is red headed... lol Red

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10-03-2008, 04:31 PM
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hi red no she not blond,just had to do it.he he he

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10-03-2008, 06:34 PM
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RE: bloned on bloned
was a blonde for years, now it is gray.

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10-03-2008, 06:46 PM
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lol me to i still have so blonde

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10-03-2008, 10:27 PM
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RE: bloned on bloned
I'm a blonde but know it has gotten darker almost brown and of course has the gray in it too,lol.
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