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09-19-2008, 07:52 PM
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 Broken Lawn Mower
The Broken Lawn Mower
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is usually the husband. When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of: first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more mportant to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'You might as well sweep the driveway.' The doctors say I will walk again, but I'll always have a limp. |
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09-19-2008, 11:39 PM
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RE: Broken Lawn Mower
That was cute,,,,, Now we know how you injured your knee.........LOL
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain. |
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09-20-2008, 12:22 AM
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RE: Broken Lawn Mower
LMAO!!! Thanks BB, I needed the laugh
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09-20-2008, 07:04 AM
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RE: Broken Lawn Mower
thats funny i wonder how long the driveway was.lol
Each day is not a rite,it's a given. |
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09-20-2008, 07:30 AM
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RE: Broken Lawn Mower
I know my driveway is 400 ft, and my husband would not be able to walk after he said something like that to me...LOL
carpal tunnel recurrence/ neuropathy / RSD. 1/29/07 injury date. Permanent. PIR settlement 8/4/08 10% |
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