Tuesday afternoon TiCkLeS

[Wink]

Deb Wrote:
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was
squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.

She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite
embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been
circumcised and he was quite itchy.

The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to
telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.
He did it and returned to his class.

Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his weenie hanging out. "I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said. "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."

KIDS - DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THEM???

I love Beenie Weenies.  Poor kid...seems like his mom would've at least put his lunch in a paper sack!

[Truckster]

jayne Wrote:ahhhhhhhhhh hell we wanna hear the sailor talk

YEAH LET HIM TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SURE WE'VE ALL HEARD WORSE...I KNOW I PROBABLY HAVE......

[admin]

Well, Wink, your joke will now live on forever, told as never told before. It turns out CompBob! could handle "evil incarnate" with ease. He could not say "Satan", however. Due to that, and his relative inability to provide inflection, we had to modify the joke somehwat, but you can now see your joke "live" in CompBob!'s Friday Joke of the Week.

http://www.workerscompensation.com/compb...heweek.php

By the way, we don't pay royalties, but CompBob! did give you credit.....

[Guest]

admin- i clicked on the link and it wasnt winks joke... it was about a homeless lady

[admin]

BrandNewPrncess Wrote:admin- i clicked on the link and it wasnt winks joke... it was about a homeless lady

That's strange. That was last weeks joke and those files are overwritten. Had you viewed that joke before? If so your computer has cached it and serves it locally from your hard drive.

Try closing the browser, then going back after opening it again. May also try holding the Ctrl button while refreshing the page. This should force your computer to go to the server and reload all the files. that ususally works, although I have seen some machines on AOL that can never seem to clear the old files.

[Guest]

No, I havent seen that until today... I will keep trying

[Guest]

I tried it by accessing it thru my netzero verses my aol. It worked that time..... Thanks for your help Admin Congrats Wink on your new found fame!

[admin]

Next week he'll be archived on this site and on YouTube.

[Tuffy]

WINK, AHAAAAAAAAAAAA can I have your autograph????????? I collect celebrities signatures.