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anniversary mistake
07-28-2008, 03:00 PM
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Toungue anniversary mistake
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.

She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Ed has been missing since Friday.

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07-28-2008, 04:02 PM
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RE: anniversary mistake
And he needs to be missing!
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07-28-2008, 04:10 PM
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RE: anniversary mistake
he he he.sorry lol (:

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07-28-2008, 04:18 PM
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RE: anniversary mistake
bet he went to visit EARL

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07-28-2008, 04:37 PM
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RE: anniversary mistake
Now that was funny... but the man is not only missing, he is in hard labor missing... lol Red

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07-28-2008, 05:06 PM
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RE: anniversary mistake
dumb (Jayne's lame attempt to bypass the Bad Word Filter)

;)Workmans comp is not a road you want to travel alone.You need a good lawyer,a great family and good friends to lean on.If you make it thru without losing everything you have worked for all your life,you have come out ahead of the game.....Smile
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07-28-2008, 06:37 PM
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RE: anniversary mistake
pay backs can be he**,

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07-28-2008, 06:55 PM
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RE: anniversary mistake
wow lol

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07-28-2008, 07:08 PM
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Toungue RE: anniversary mistake
ShyTongueI kind of really liked it... Tongue

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07-28-2008, 11:18 PM
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RE: anniversary mistake
not, and live to tell about it.....

;)Workmans comp is not a road you want to travel alone.You need a good lawyer,a great family and good friends to lean on.If you make it thru without losing everything you have worked for all your life,you have come out ahead of the game.....Smile
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