Blonde Mortician

[Bad Boy Bad Boy]

A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary
wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife
how she would like the body dressed. She points out
that the man does look good in the black suit he is already
wearing

The widow, however, says that she always thought her
husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants
him in a blue suit. She gives the blonde mortician a
blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but
please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her
delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous
blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits
him perfectly.

She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm
very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very
grateful. How much did you spend?'

To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her
with the blank check.

'There's no charge,' she says.

'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of
that exquisite blue suit!' she says.

'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing.
You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's
size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday,
and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked
his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing
a black suit instead, and she said i t made no
difference as long as he looked nice.'

'So I just switched the heads.'

[monster]

OMG, LMAO...

[capricorn]

LMAO!

[Tuffy]

LMAO, I know a blonde mortician but he is a he not a she,,,,, ROFLMAO

[collateraldamage5591]

Man, that is really sick, but even more hilarious!!!

[jayne]

oh my lord how funny