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07-16-2008, 07:59 AM
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 handy woman
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. How much will you charge me?" The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it? The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her. "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porsche, it's a Lexus." Each day is not a rite,it's a given. |
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07-16-2008, 10:19 AM
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RE: handy woman
That was just great...
  
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07-16-2008, 10:40 AM
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RE: handy woman
Blonde jokes?????????? you start on redheads have scapel will travel.....lol
;)Workmans comp is not a road you want to travel alone.You need a good lawyer,a great family and good friends to lean on.If you make it thru without losing everything you have worked for all your life,you have come out ahead of the game.....
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07-16-2008, 11:55 AM
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RE: handy woman
lol he he he
Each day is not a rite,it's a given. |
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07-16-2008, 06:02 PM
Post: #5
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RE: handy woman
 ROFLMAO
Nothing changes when nothing changes |
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07-16-2008, 06:04 PM
Post: #6
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RE: handy woman
that was really cute...love Red
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. |
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