cute thanks sithie

[jayne]

DEEP THOUGHTS!


ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA, FLOOR.....

ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.

IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?


I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, ' WHERE ' S THE
SELF-HELP SECTION? ' SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE
PURPOSE.

WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?


IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?

WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO ' GET AWAY FROM IT ALL? '

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?

IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES?

WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?

WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?

IF A TURTLE DOESN ' T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?

CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?

HOW DO THEY GET DEER TO CROSS THE ROAD ONLY AT THOSE YELLOW ROAD SIGNS?

WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?

ONE NICE THING ABOUT EGOTISTS: THEY DON ' T TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

DOES THE LITTLE MERMAID WEAR AN ALGEBRA?

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?

IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?

IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?

IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?

WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?

WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?

IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL MAN IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES DOES HE BECOME DISORIENTED?

CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?

[sweet tooth]

now thats deep

[red1030]

jayne these sayings are interesting.... love Red

[Sithie]

My personal favorite is "Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot 'em" Maybe that is just because of where I live now and where i moved here from though.

Sithie