The Pasta Diet

[chrischris]

The Pasta Diet and Your Health




ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!






1. You walka pasta da bakery.
2. You walka pasta da candy store.
3. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4. You walka pasta da table and fridge.

You will lose weight!


For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on
nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional
studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans..
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

HAVE A HAPPY HUMP DAY (WEDNESDAY)

[Bummer Knees]

THAT WAS CUTE!

My daughter is studying nutrition in school and is telling me all the things I am doing wrong.

She wants me to start the cabbage diet and becausse I am a vegetrian it may work for me.

[red1030]

Chris that was really cute...truly took me off guard with the last sentence so I had to laugh...love Red