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Hey AQA
04-06-2008, 10:54 AM
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Hey AQA
Butt Measurement

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says:

"Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measured the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right, your butt is 2" wider than the barbecue!!!"

The woman chose to ignore her husband.

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife, who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: " Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie ?"
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04-06-2008, 10:55 AM
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LMAO!
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04-06-2008, 11:08 PM
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ROFLMAO....tears rolling down my cheeks....
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04-07-2008, 12:25 AM
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Rofl Love that gal
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04-07-2008, 12:27 AM
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LMAO. That was good. All my wife had to say about it was "AMEN". What ever that means. However, you do know that sooner or latter they will come together,

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