hymn #365

[CRABBY]

This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd ta! ke it an d pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'
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[collateraldamage5591]

ROFLMAO

[Tuffy]

WITH STRAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL, That is just to funny.

[jayne]

must be baptist

[monster]

ROFLMAO too ... that's a great one