Small Towns can be Painful

[tweety00]

so True !!!! Rofl

[Bad Boy Bad Boy]

A Mole Family
A papa mole, a mama mole,

and a baby mole all live together
in a little mole hole.


One day, papa mole sticks his head
out of the hole, sniffs the air
and said, 'Yum! I smell maple syrup!'


The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole,
sniffs the air and said, 'Oh,Yum! I smell honey!'


Now baby mole is trying to stick his head
out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't
because the bigger moles are in the way.
This makes him whine, 'Geez, all I can smell is....


MOLASSES!

[punk]

Good Ones Bad Boy!! You know...those aren't all that far fetched of stories....the small town that I grew up in was around 3,800 people and the one I live in now is smaller!! LOL I can believe some of those things actually happening!!!!! LMAO

[Bad Boy Bad Boy]

Best Patients
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."

[Bad Boy Bad Boy]

A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The
blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road,
carefully
steps out of
the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men,
unfolds
them
and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming
traffic.

The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats
exposing their nude bodies and private parts to approaching
drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up.

It isn't very long before a police car arrives. The
officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled
vehicle
yelling, 'What's going on here?'

'My car broke down, officer' says the woman calmly.

'Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard
pictures doing here by the road?' he asks.

'Helllooooooo!!!!' says the blonde. 'Those are my
emergency flashers!'

[Bummer Knees]

My kind of ER flashers!

[monster]

ROFLMAO...Bad Boy is on a roll