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Expressions for high stress days (feel free to address w/c employees with them.......
#1
Cool 
but only in your mind to the w/c people!

TOP 20 EXPRESSIONS FOR WOMEN ON HIGH STRESS DAYS
(with apologies to the awesome guys on our forum, but please read along and LOL---------and, jayne, #7 & 8 DO NOT apply to you!)

20. How many times must I flush before you go away?

19. i'm just working here until a REALLY good fast food
job opens up.

18. Quick-how do you set a laser printer to "stun"?

17. Well, this day was a TOTAL waste of makeup!

16. Allow me to introduce...my SELVES

15. Hmm, I can't remember if i'm the good twin or the
evil twin.....today

14. No; I'm not tense; just terribly, terribly alert!

13. And your crybaby whiny butt opinion would be.......??

12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you
weren't sleeping.

11. Honey, whatever look you were going for.....you missed!

10. Now, now, don't worry: not the brightest crayon in the
box, are we? And by we, I mean you!

9. Errors have been made and others will be blamed.

8. YOU--off my planet!

7. Earth is full-please GO HOME!

6. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer....and it's FREE

5. I'm trying to imagine you........WITH A PERSONALITY!

4. I just want revenge. Is that SO wrong?

3. Chaos, panic and disorder.......ahh, my work here is done!

2. But you say I'm a B**ch like it's a BAD thing!

and

1. Is it time for your medication.............or mine?


What's your favorite number? Or can you add to the list?
nurse83

"After all, tomorrow is another day." Wishing you a better tomorrow!
 
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#2
10 I use it alot when talking to my WC doctors.....
........I love cats, I just cant eat a whole one by myself......







 
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#3
Loved it nurse!
I also use #10 alot! hehe
LillyWink
Injured worker, & tired of it all! I'm too old for games!!

A careless word may kindle strife, a cruel word may wreck a life, a timely word may level stress, and a loving word may heal and bless!
 
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#4
#5 is good...I swear if they hire one more person without a personality at wally world I'm going to scream! I HATE wally world but I have no where else to shop up here. Where do they find these drones...
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#5
Thanks Nurse, These are great!

I also use #10, along with: "You're not the sharpest pencil in the box."
Let Go, and Let God......
 
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#6
i think the box for those crayons is here i south ga=been told more than a few times i fit the #15 evil twin like syndrom
worry changes nothing prayer changes every thing
 
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#7
WELL FOR ME I HAVE SO MANY FAVORITES................

numbers 13, 10, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, and one of course!!

soooooooooo many idiots so little time but ah so many great one liners...........that they DON'T get 'til i've already moved on! LOL
nurse83

"After all, tomorrow is another day." Wishing you a better tomorrow!
 
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#8
NUMBER 9 most definately Hell God made wome to locate mens items like their wallet,their keys ,their phone, THEIR A*S
RSD..no CURE....but there is HOPE! Go Georgia Bulldogs..RUFF, RUFF, RUFF
 
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#9
Monster....i had to go to wally world yesterday too UGH....i lost the battle to make that trip w/ my husband. We fight over WHO gets stuck going there!
Anyway, the check out line I chose had a male checker that was the slowest worker I have EVER SEEN! No lie. He was so obviously bored and NOT wanting to be there, that it was apparent to everyone standing in line behind me! Can't the managers SEE? He needed his (Jayne's lame attempt to bypass the Bad Word Filter) kicked to wake him up and get moving! It was ridiculous...and he wasn't even disabled that i could see!
Lilly:O
Injured worker, & tired of it all! I'm too old for games!!

A careless word may kindle strife, a cruel word may wreck a life, a timely word may level stress, and a loving word may heal and bless!
 
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#10
ahhhhhhhhh thats when you find a manager and thank him for hiring the mentally challanged and arent they brave putting him in charge of money...............
........I love cats, I just cant eat a whole one by myself......







 
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