Deer Meat

[collateraldamage5591]

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.

Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.

Well, he said, 'It's what mommy calls me sometimes'.

The little girl screams to her brother,




'Don't eat it , it's an a$$hole.. '

[chrischris]

Funny CD. What little "mirrors" our children are!

Your story reminded me of the Thanksgiving that my husband put a plate of bear meat next to the turkey. We usually have either a ham or roast along with turkey. He didn't say anything. At the table my sister in law said "the meat is really good, what kind of roast is it?" Then my husband said "bear meat from my trip last month."

OMG, I have never seen someone spit so far across the dinner table. It literally made her sick when she found out what it was, and to this day she will not eat anything at a family dinner until she confirms what it really is. She doesn't trust my "fun loving, joking" husband.

[Sithie]

ewwww i HATE bear! When we get it here, i give it to the dogs, i have never found a way to get the "greasy" out of it.

Sithie