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Women Are Evil By Nature...
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01-30-2008, 01:52 PM
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 Women Are Evil By Nature...
Women Are Evil By Nature...
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes. I need you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered, "There's no toilet paper, handsoap, or paper towels in the ladies room." Nothing changes when nothing changes |
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01-30-2008, 04:05 PM
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RE: Women Are Evil By Nature...
but we only use our evil powers for good!
nurse83 "After all, tomorrow is another day." Wishing you a better tomorrow! |
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01-30-2008, 04:58 PM
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RE: Women Are Evil By Nature...
Yes, all men would be wise to remember that yes, we are indeed evil, LOL...and all us women would be wise to remember that you men can't measure worth a dam, ROFLMAO... (j/k) sorry, had to retaliate somehow
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01-30-2008, 05:39 PM
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RE: Women Are Evil By Nature...
amen lol I am very evil
;)Workmans comp is not a road you want to travel alone.You need a good lawyer,a great family and good friends to lean on.If you make it thru without losing everything you have worked for all your life,you have come out ahead of the game.....
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01-30-2008, 07:15 PM
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RE: Women Are Evil By Nature...
You guys are all nuts... laughing that is all I have too say about that...love Red
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. |
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01-30-2008, 08:10 PM
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 RE: Women Are Evil By Nature...
:cool:Hummm, what a women
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01-31-2008, 12:46 AM
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RE: Women Are Evil By Nature...
I'll have to remember this for next time!!!! LOL
no where to hide |
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01-31-2008, 12:53 PM
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RE: Women Are Evil By Nature...
jayne Wrote:amen lol I am very evil This is very true... 
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01-31-2008, 12:55 PM
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RE: Women Are Evil By Nature...
ohhhh you are gonna get it.........
;)Workmans comp is not a road you want to travel alone.You need a good lawyer,a great family and good friends to lean on.If you make it thru without losing everything you have worked for all your life,you have come out ahead of the game.....
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01-31-2008, 03:46 PM
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RE: Women Are Evil By Nature...
Quietdudetoo Wrote:jayne Wrote:amen lol I am very evil you better watch out...............jayne i will join my evil powers with yours to put him in his place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! altho of course i bow to your evil powers as being greater than mine nurse83 "After all, tomorrow is another day." Wishing you a better tomorrow! |
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