Dog Letters to God

[monster]

Dog Letters To God
by Anonymous

Dear God,
How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom smell one another? Where are their priorities?

Dear God,
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?

Dear God,
Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it would be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!

Dear God,
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God,
Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on- ramps?

Dear God,
If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?

Dear God,
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God,
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?

Dear God,
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God,
Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle across the street!

Dear God,
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God,
Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants because we can't make up our minds what NOT to order? Or is it the carpets thing, again?

Dear God,
Can you undo what that doctor did ... ?

A Cat Letter to God
Dear God,
Do you exist? I'm just curious. I don't care.

[jayne]

lol on the cat thing

[ksgirl]

Monster that is great! My dogs will get to heaven and jump straight up on the couches. They've never been told no here. Right now I have three sitting on the couch with me and we're all under blankets.

Quick story. I have seen dogs beg in many different ways. Barking, jumping, sitting and pawing, but the only one i have ever seen actually cry is my Lil Bit. When she sits and begs, tears actually come down her face. It is so pathetic!

[jayne]

so you give her what she wants ...right?

[monster]

LOL, how much does she weigh???

[ksgirl]

I'm not that much of a sucker! I just tell her she's only allowed a little because I don't want to call her Fat Bit. She actually eats better from a fork or spoon than a lot of people. I do feed my dogs some people food, but I make sure they don't get too much. I know that overweight animals don't live as long as they could and I want mine with me as long as I can have them!

She only weighs about seven pounds. She's a toy rat terrier papilon mix.

[monster]

KS - can I borrow lil bit for awhile please? If she cries everytime I eat I would quit eating! If you could clone lil bits that would be a great fad diet, LOL

[ksgirl]

I wish I could clone her. She's the best dog ever, even if she is a little bi**h sometimes. We did breed her with our toy rat terrier and I kept one of her babies. Ethel is a great mix of her mommy and daddy, but she isn't Lil Bit (Lil Bit is also known as Fred). Actually Fred hates Ethel. I'm hoping that will change after they are spayed in February.