OFF TOPIC: Todays funny haha

[Guest]

I got this in an email... I had to post it.



SHOULD THIS EMPLOYEE HAVE BEEN FIRED?

This has got to be one of the funniest I've heard of in a long time.

I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true
Story from the Word Perfect Help line which was transcribed from a
Recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say,
the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he is currently suing the Word
Perfect Organization for "Termination without Cause." This is the actual
Dialogue of a former Word Perfect Customer Support employee (now I
know Why they record these conversations) starts here:

Employee--"Rich Hall, Computer Assistance; may I help you?"

Customer--"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with Word Perfect."

Employee--"What sort of trouble?"

Customer--"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden, the words Went away."

Employee--"Went away?"

Customer--"They disappeared."

Employee--"Hmmm So wh at does your screen look like now?"

Customer--"Nothing."

Employee--"Nothing?"

Customer--"It's a blank; it won't accept anything when I type."

Employee--"Are you still in Word Perfect, or did you get out?"

Customer--"How do I tell?"

Employee--"Can you see the 'C:' prompt on the Screen?"

Customer--"What is a sea prompt?"

Employee--"Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"

Customer--"There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I Type."

Employee--"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"

Customer--"What's a monitor?"

Employee--"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.
Does It have a little light that tells you when it's on?"

Customer--"I don't know"

Employee--"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where
the Power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"

Customer--"Yes, I think so."

Employe e--"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's Plugged Into the wall."

Customer--"Yes, it Is."

Employee--"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there

Were Two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"

Customer--"No."

Employee--"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find The other cable."

Customer--"Okay, here it is."

Employee--"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into

The Back of your computer."

Customer--"I can't reach."

Employee--"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"

Customer--"No."

Employee--"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way Over?"

Customer--"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle, it's
Because it's dark."

Employee--"Dark?"

Customer--"Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is

Coming in from the window."

Employee--"Well, turn on the office light then."

Customer--"I can't."

Employee--"No? Why not?"

Customer--"Because there's a power failure."

Employee --"A power.......a power failure?.... Aha, Okay, we've got it

Licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and the packing
Stuff your computer came in?"

Customer--"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."

Employee --"Good.. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up
Just Like it was when you got it Then take it back to the store you
Bought it from".

Customer--"Really? Is it that bad?"

Employee--"Yes, I'm afraid it is."

Customer--"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"

Employee--"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer.

[Deb]

oooohhhhh ROFLMAO that is way too funny.

Deb

[Still in Limbo]

That was great!! They should promote that person to President of the Company because he tells the truth!!

[monster]

ROFLMAO...good one prncess!!!

[UndercovrAngel]

OMG!!!!! LMBFBOROTFPMP!!! This is just to hilarious!!! Talk about a numbskull...... didn't the person have a clue that if there wasn't power, the computer wouldn't work?? I would have hated to have been the person that did the hiring for the company that the customer worked for !!

Angel ^j^

[Guest]

Im glad you guys are enjoying this one. I was lmao, for several minutes after reading it. Geena thought I was nuts because I was laughing so hard at the computer.

[red1030]

laughing so hard...I can't stop...I just about fell out of my chair...and that would not be good since my husband isn't home right now...oh well it was worth it..that was really good Princess.

[Babebahn]

LOL!!! TOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!